oceanashenue:

so today my ap art history teacher was teaching us about Hapshetsut the only female pharaoh and he was like “have you seen women they can pop out a baby and be like alright let’s go” and then he walked over to this guy and aimed his fist towards his balls and the guy flinched and held his crotch so he was like “men may be stronger but women are tougher” and then he said “so when someone tells you to grow a pair, they mean ovaries”

itsalonglonglongwaydown:

when the teacher asks the class to work in pairs

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every romantic teen movie

maurypovichofficial:

*girl plays acoustic guitar and sings*

guy: wow…you’re..you’re amazing you can really sing

girl: :) thanks. i haven’t sang since my mom died

shingekinokyojinheaven:

opticallyaroused:

Ladies, and gentlemen, this is the captain. If you look out the right side of the aircraft you will notice flight 195 challenging us to a race.

please put on your seat belts because it’s about to get raw as hell up in this bitch *sound of plane diving*

shingekinokyojinheaven:

opticallyaroused:

Ladies, and gentlemen, this is the captain. If you look out the right side of the aircraft you will notice flight 195 challenging us to a race.

please put on your seat belts because it’s about to get raw as hell up in this bitch *sound of plane diving*

(Source: fuckyeahairplaness)

alaskbruh:

honky-tonk-badonk-adonk:

What

do you like pina coladaaaaassssss

gamavl:

My cosplay on Annabeth Chase from Rick Riordan’s books Percy Jackson and Heroes of Olympus…;)

Happy 35th birthday to Hermione Jean Granger, the brightest witch of her age!

(Source: dailypotter)

I’ll kill them all. Every one of them. 

(Source: stvrmborn)

slomps:

People who can keep their cool when being told off or made fun of are not to be messed with

(Source: fvming)


Pep in Moscow right now outside the Ritz Carlton Team Hotel due to a fire alarm

Pep in Moscow right now outside the Ritz Carlton Team Hotel due to a fire alarm

(Source: javiermartinezaguinaga)